Jizzmonkey

Of concern is that nearly everyone on this website is called Brandon.

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  • The Revenge of Frankenstein

    The Revenge of Frankenstein

    ★★★

    I've forever admired Victor Frankenstein. Some missteps here and there, sure, but overall his undertakings have always seemed legit to me. This classic biopic shows a few of his techniques, but much detail is left out due to Frankenstein's fetish for extreme secrecy (there's a lot more to the "brain into jar" transplant procedure than is shown, for example). It also shows the man himself - how being at the forefront of science can be a lonely pursuit, his relentless…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★

    Not much to look forward to, but the massive leap in hooker technology is encouraging.

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    "You can ball my wife but you can't watch my television" is the best line ever written and I pray to God I get to use it one day!

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★

    Holy hell this is bad. It's like a moron schooled an imbecile in "space stuff" (wormholes! 5 dimensions! um yeh, space stuff!), making sure to add Hollywood-engendered emotional bullet points, and with a ridiculous "Earth (ie, small-town America) can only grow corn and there's lots of dust" backstory thrown in for good measure. The music consists of two notes played over and over by a delinquent hamster. The ending is trash, varying between nonsense and sentimentality - but really this…