The police may be blundering in the dark but that topless woman is eating a sandwich with the lights on.

I'm really happy that the dude credited with writing "Luke, I am your father." also wrote "Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"

the idea of Harry Knowles working in a high school is fucking terrifying

fully expected this to be some Always Shine-esque lo-fi psychological horror jam with Sophia Takal on as a producer but it's more of an angsty mumblecore drama where everyone throws tantrums and reality is seemingly malleable - Plaza is good and there's running gag involving diarrhea so my needs were fulfilled

Much better than The Circle.

"If you could do anything, what would you do?"

"Grab women's boobs" - Louis C.K.

Well, this aged well.