The police may be blundering in the dark but that topless woman is eating a sandwich with the lights on.

I'm really happy that the dude credited with writing "Luke, I am your father." also wrote "Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"

“Can you operate a camcorder?”

“We’re totally celluloid literate. Cyberspace film school, two day intensive.”

Andy Sidaris is the voice of film students everywhere.

Carpenter’s only foray into anything arguably abstract; an impressively gross and tense rumination on spirituality - and its inherent politics and fallacies - and how a diverse group of people fall apart when confronted with the end. The absolute scariest image in any Carpenter film is Lisa Blount trapped in the abyss on the other side of the mirror, which translates well in a post-2020 world.

Much better than The Circle.

"If you could do anything, what would you do?"

"Grab women's boobs" - Louis C.K.

Well, this aged well.