Jean-Luc has written 5 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    Somehow worse than everyone made it out to be

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    The last thing I needed today was to see a terrible Star Wars movie. Abrams is a fucking hack.

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    I thought I was done updating the absolute bottom of my 2019 list after the shit shows of Hellboy and Long Shot. Unfortunately, I """treated""" myself to Yesterday and was proven horribly wrong. Endgame came out this year and I genuinely believe this is a more soulless movie with less of a reason to exist. All it has to offer is that maybe people shouldn't become teachers and beyond that... there's just nothing here. I'm shocked Danny Boyle's name is on this project at all.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah Republicans are the real victims waaaaaaaaaaaaaah not wanting to have Republican friends is the same as not understanding the perspective of your romantic partner waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Whoever wrote this has a bonkers persecution complex, I was legitimately kind of enjoying myself until it goes on a wild tangent about pulling yourself up by your boot straps and how Republicans don't feel comfortable outing themselves as Republicans. Spoiler alert: Republicans are fascists and should be TERRIFIED to out themselves.

    Gaaah it…

  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    I got MoviePass and now have this dumb idea that I have to get as much value out of it as possible so I went and saw Geostorm today and oh god I made a mistake