A handsome but not a clever man. Sometimes watches film. Occasionally has opinions. Often they are bad.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
JJ Abrams is very good at making a film in the style of another and this was a fine rendition of Return of the Jedi. In a word, this film was very, very safe.
There’s a lot about this film I liked;
that slug boy on the falcon
Palpy has started a podcast
The knowledge that Palpy fucks
Jars full of Snokes
Richard E Grant
Oscar Issac’s face
Carrie Fisher’s send off
Everyone’s clear lack of care to C3PO’s “dying”…