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Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Batman Begins
  • The Mummy Returns

Recent activity

  • The Santa Clause

  • Garfield's Thanksgiving

  • King Richard

  • Django Unchained

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    Once in a lifetime you'll come across a film that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the movie. After all, a movie based on emojis? Those annoying things people send in texts? Come on, Sony. You’re really pushing it. How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts.…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    This series is literally about a clinically insane man with the best luck and it’s the greatest thing