Jack has written 15 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2017.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★

    The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: C+

    "it'll probably happen when you're not looking for it. All the same, best to keep your eyes open."

    Thoughts: I've hated this film. I always have. The black haired little bitch makes me want to harm myself. Visually pretty cool though.

  • We Were Once a Fairytale

    We Were Once a Fairytale

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    We Were Once a Fairytale:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: B-

    "It's my song"

    Thoughts: I have a lot of "thoughts" after this short film. But all i'm gonna say is I think Kanye just committed Suicide twice and still didn't die. Interesting.

  • Better Off Dead...

    Better Off Dead...

    ★★★

    Better Off Dead:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: B-

    "One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me, which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?"

    Thoughts: The last time I saw this I was 12. This film made me love 80's movies. Watching it for the first time in 4 years really makes me think why did I think this was pure cinema? Because it defintelyyyyyyyyyyyyy isn't. Sure ya its an okay comedy for the 80's. But 12 year old me had no idea.