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i’m a writer and an idiot, so i tell you this with supreme confidence: every movie is four stars!

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  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    kiki’s a country witch who re-pots herself in a bustling metropolis. so many beautiful themes and truths of life woven across this gorgeously wrought story. reminds me that living is putting yourself out there, and home is where you make it, even when it’s cold and miserable. people pick each other up because they’ve been low before. so much of pushing yourself across the threshold is learning what puts the wind in your sails. very very nice. 

    people may say it’s slight, but also isn’t life? broad swaths of my life have been just about finding my footing, and i can’t even fly.

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  • Kedi



    let the record show: kedi!

  • Modern Times

    Modern Times


    the austin powers of its time

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  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    if my ex made this movie i would shoot him with a gun

    “noir” but it’s just me saying “no” with an australian accent

  • Back to the Future Part III

    Back to the Future Part III


    turns out doc brown was actually training all his life to be a really good boyfriend and guess what that rules.

    also I’m building up a pretty bulletproof wall of evidence for my theory of “tom holland learned his american accent through studying tapes of eighties michael j fox”