"My tit!" — Oscar winning movie Jennifer's Body

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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    satanic rituals ✔
    bi representation ✔
    late 2000s nostalgia ✔
    dialogue so bad it's good ✔

    What more do you want? 5/5

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    Insanely well-acted and stylish. Arthouse horror at its finest.