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  • Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    All I want to be is the himbo meathead vampire. That’s my ideal.

  • The Last Blockbuster

    The Last Blockbuster

    ½

    DAE REMEMBER BLOCKBUSTER??

    Old man yells at cloud, then looks wistfully at picture of old cloud.

    60% of this is gen x nerds waxing poetic and telling meandering stories tangentially related to blockbusters. I should’ve known I wouldn’t enjoy this based on some of the talking heads but here we are. They act like the loss of this commercial chain is the burning of the library of Alexandria. It’s not that deep guys!

    Every segment somehow got worse? Why did…