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goofin’ re: movies

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane


    Elaine Benes: “Although one wonders if Citizen Kane would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was released under its original title “Cit-Kane In The Membrane”...

  • Vernon, Florida

    Vernon, Florida


    You know that Vernon open mic must be a real trip

Popular reviews

  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

    ♫ ♪♫

    Seth Green, Mr. Bean

    Cuba Gooding’s Lucy scene.

    Kathy Bates, Amy Smart,

    Newman with a transplant heart.

    2 million dollar goal

    Breckin Meyer, starring role,

    Lovitz driving Hitler’s car, 

    John Cleese marking where they are,


    pierced goon,

    cow hangs from an air balloon.

    Whoopi G! 

    Locker key!  


    We didn’t start the Rat Race!

    It was always blastin’

    since ensemble castin’!

    We didn’t start the Rat Race!

    But I’d watch it today

    If I owned the Blu-ray!

    ♫ ♪♫

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    It’s Gonzo and Rizzo’s movie, man...we’re all just living in it!

    This movie kicks so much ass, it’s unbelievable. Here’s just a few things I like about it:

    - first big Muppet production after Jim Henson and Richard Hunt’s deaths. Showed we’d all be okay, even if Kermit sounds a little different and Scooter sits it out. Imagine filling those shoes! 

    - Caine plays it SO straight, it’s like he’s not even realizing he’s sharing the scene with goofy puppets.…