John Criger

Favorite Shows: This Is Us, Gravity Falls, Bojack Horseman, The Office (US)

Favorite films

  • Toy Story 3
  • The Dark Knight
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • 12 Angry Men

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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

  • Enchanted

    ★★★★½

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    ★★

  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    ½

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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★★★

    Fuck Marvel! Give me 10 more of these!! I’m not even kidding ya’ll Snake Eyes is CINEMA! I haven’t had this much fun in a theater since Endgame! No cap. Beautiful cinematography, next-level martial arts and hand to hand combat action sequences, and surprisingly nuanced characters with Greek-tragedy-esque arcs and motivations.

    Please support this movie people, even if you didn’t like the previous two.

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★★★

    How is it possible that a work of art this perfect can still make me ugly sob no matter how many times I’ve seen it?! It should actually be illegal. The words ugly sob don’t show a shade of how red my face was during those last 5 minutes. Of course, it deserved Best Picture and it’s 5 other wins. It deserves all the praise in the world! Art doesn’t get much better than this people!