JohnRPark has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dreadful.

    Badly directed with awful action. The Snake eyes character was a total failure. 

    The jewel’s power was pathetic, it basically just sets objects on fire. The trials were so lame.

    The plotline with him trying to get revenge for his fathers murder went nowhere because that will be solved in the next movie (yeah right) I hate it when movies don’t give you the whole story in the first film when they know that there is a good chance another movie will not be made.

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    ★½

    The first 30 minutes of the film are fine but really becomes a mess towards the end.