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  • 4.3.2.1

    4.3.2.1

    WARNING - The following contains spoilers

    “4 girls, 3 days, 2 cities, 1 chance”. I can imagine, having read that tagline that your imagination is thinking of a tightly plotted heist thriller where the four heroines have to pull together to and use their ingenuity to foil and/or escape dangerous international criminals??? If that’s the case you really should stick to the mini opus floating around your brain as it will be infinitely more entertaining than this piece of crap.…

  • Killer Joe

    Killer Joe

    ★★★½

    This Southern gothic thriller is all kinds of wrong but at the same time very right.

    McConaughey is a force of nature in this film. Between this and Magic Mike he's transformed himself from the lead of fluffy rom coms into character actor par excellence. You wouldn't fuck with this guy in a million years, especially if you're as gullible and/or dumb as the Smith's. Emile Hirsch, Gina Gershon, Thomas Hayden Church & especially Juno Temple are at the top of…

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    Christ this film is boring. It's either a group of people sat around talking or montages with EMO tunes. Even the scrap between clans near the end was dull, who do you manage to make a fight between vampires & werewolves look boring?!?!?!?!?

  • Terminator Salvation

    Terminator Salvation

    If, like me, you've always wondered what the future battle scenes from T1 & T2 would be like stretched out to a full movie keep wondering because you get anywhere near it with this film.

    Despite a reported budget of $200m there's hardly any large scale battles between humans & Terminators. McG and (rumoured) army writers showed balls trying to change the dynamic of the previous films from a chase movie to a men on a mission tale but there's hardly any…