• A Sunday in Hell: Paris-Roubaix 1976

    A Sunday in Hell: Paris-Roubaix 1976

    ★★★★

    A rare 70s sports doc devoid of the adoration of machismo and raw physicality, trains the eye on the romanticism of submitting yourself to fail and be broken down as a pre-requisite to compete. there's generally a lot of classicism in these races and a lot of the exploration of it is exhausting - not the case here.

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct

    ★★½

    bart simpson is the second most developed character in this

  • The Man Who Stole the Sun

    The Man Who Stole the Sun

    ★★★★½

    or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Cuddle the Bomb

  • Life

    Life

    ★½

    They should have named this anything else. There is no life in this movie.

  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro

    Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro

    ★★★★

    Truly elite score and sound design and a style of animating the breaststroke so vivid that I think about it nearly every time I swim

  • The Rover

    The Rover

    ★★★

    I am going to become The Rover

  • The Lathe of Heaven

    The Lathe of Heaven

    ★★½

    oooooh i get by with a little lathe from heaven

  • A Grand Night In: The Story of Aardman

    A Grand Night In: The Story of Aardman

    ★★★

    In desperate need of more Polish Wallace footage

  • The Bad Mother's Handbook

    The Bad Mother's Handbook

    As movies go this is not one

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★½

    I must be loyle to my two capos

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★

    They’re gonna do an American remake of this starring Jason bateman and with a nobody speak by run the jewels needle drop

  • Water for Elephants

    Water for Elephants

    ★★★

    cool european couple with elephant looking for a fourth