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  • Martyrs
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  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★½

  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • Small Engine Repair

    ★★½

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dammmit, Jonas' dumbass review for that dumbass movie showed up in my feed twice? NAH BITCHES I WENT BACK AND SAW IT AGAIN!!! AND IT WAS EVEN BETTER!!!

    Ok, right at the fuckin top, this is a SPOILER REVIEW. CLICK AWAY IF YOU HAVENT SEEN MALIGNANT YET. Yes, even if you don't plan on seeing it, hate horror movies, think I have terrible taste, and wish I should die.

    On to the re-review. Watching this again I was unsure how…

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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★½

    Took me way too long to see this, and while its not my favorite Bong Joon-Ho movie, its still incredible. The humor in particular got me good, shit was so funny. Also, having a korean friend watching with me and giving the political context helped my appreciation immensely. I also dug how the ending managed to hit and not be anticlimactic even with the odds stacked against it.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    What this movie is:

    Dumb as shit

    Cheesy 

    Full of the hammiest acting theaters have seen

    Unbelievably indulgent


    All of those are positives, intentional, and make this movie a glorious masterpiece.

    You know what else it is?

    The best shot movie of the decade so far

    The best action choreography of the decade so far

    Paced perfectly

    Constantly playing to expectations yet still exceeding them

    The most enjoyable theater experience of my entire life

    The best movie james wan has…

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  • The Birth of a Nation

    The Birth of a Nation

    Truly one of the hardest watches of my life and I didn’t even see the whole thing. Fuck this movie.

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★★

    Yeah this is still one of the best movies of all time. Everything is just so fucking good, what can I really say. Honestly while the supernatural elements can kinda feel like a departure from the drama of the first act they’re what really gives it tension and rewatchability and the execution of those horror elements is what makes this a true masterpiece.