This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Dammmit, Jonas' dumbass review for that dumbass movie showed up in my feed twice? NAH BITCHES I WENT BACK AND SAW IT AGAIN!!! AND IT WAS EVEN BETTER!!!
Ok, right at the fuckin top, this is a SPOILER REVIEW. CLICK AWAY IF YOU HAVENT SEEN MALIGNANT YET. Yes, even if you don't plan on seeing it, hate horror movies, think I have terrible taste, and wish I should die.
On to the re-review. Watching this again I was unsure how…