[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TERMINATED AS ORDERED BY THE NEW PANEM COMMUNICATIONS COUNCIL]
God, what are you people doing! Listen to Peeta! That good boy is speaking sense but the districts are yelling too loud to hear it. Lay down your guns, put out the flames, and allow the President to restore peace!
Some good news, my lash elongation appointment was moved up so I’ll be able to make Hummington’s gala tomorrow evening!
Oh, strange. The power’s gone out...