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  • Small Soldiers
  • The Skeleton Twins
  • Knock Knock
  • The Devil's Rejects

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  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★½

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★½

  • Peter's To-Do List

    ★★★

  • Jackass Backyard BBQ

    ★★★

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    I came multiple times, better then any porno

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    Time to call your father and whip out the lube because I’m going in hard on this piece of shit.

    This is easily the worst Matrix movie, Reloaded has those cool twins and that highway chase scene, Revolutions has Hugo Weaving chewing the scenery whilst this film has absolutely fuck all.

    There’s zero reason why Lawrence Fishburne isn’t Morpheus, even in the context of this film taking place 60 years after Revolutions if you bring back Keanu and Carrie-Anne then there’s…

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  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★½

    *angry grunt*
    YOU’RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN!
    *flips table*

    That line delivery is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, Dane DeHaan is just embarrassing.

    What an embarrassing mess this film is, it’s like we’ve got 3 villains competing to see who can be the worst part of the movie, just when you think you can’t see anything as awful as Giamatti’s Rhino then we get Foxx’s goofy blue Electro who uses his powers to play Itsy Bitsy Spider and then…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    A solid Spider-man film that gets a lot of unjust hate, yeah the Lizard is a bit of a dull villain but Garfield is perfect casting as Spider-Man and his chemistry with Emma Stones is so genuine & sweet.

    No Way Home Spoilers
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    Whilst watching The Amazing Spider-Man I said to a friend of mine that it would have worked so much better if they’d had Aunt May die and give the famous speech instead of rehashing Uncle Ben.

    Imagine my surprise after watching No Way Home.

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★

    Good not great, I never really felt connected to the characters or cared about the plot, Bradley Cooper was fun and I laughed a few times but that’s it.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    What’s your favourite scary movie?

    Ghostface is back and he’s more brutal then ever, lots of long stabbing scenes really showing the brutality of the killings, I dug the new cast and the tribute to Wes, I think he’d be proud of this film.

    This film missed out on being called 5CREAM.