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  The Super Bob Einstein Movie 2021

  ★★★ Watched by jpeg1000 17 Jan 2022

  I give them credit for actually making this but i wish it was edited better. Just let the clips do their thing, no need to chop them up so much with reactions and explanations. I also wish they squeezed some Norm Live in here but maybe Netflix was playing to much hardball (it’s definitely where I know him from)

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★½ Rewatched by jpeg1000 16 Jan 2022

  Even my bloodcurdling war with the Android TV and its incredibly distracting gradients under every subtitle didn’t completely dampen my enjoyment of this, the quintessential action flick. Not as good as 3 though, it just can’t compare to the banter with Sam Jackson

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  National Treasure 3

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  I talked with Nicolas Cage about the plot (this will be a non-fiction documentary). Basically, Joe Biden's dementia worsens to the point where he falls into critical condition, and the DNC needs to replace him. A lot of names are thrown around like Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Sherrod Brown... but one thing they don't anticipate is that Nic Cage has slowly been stockpiling national artifacts at an undisclosed location in order to trade them for the nomination. Because of the…

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  Avatar 5 2028

  Added by jpeg1000

  Still can't believe they released this in 8K 5D VR with Smell-o-vision and Rumble seats