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  • Rhubarb

    Rhubarb

    Karsten’s Dekalog
    Directing > Acting

  • Long Toast

    Long Toast

    Good framing, character reactions and flow, but i wish the backgrounds moved along with their respective objects. Nice comedic pacing and it doesn’t overstay its welcome

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  • National Treasure 3

    National Treasure 3

    I talked with Nicolas Cage about the plot (this will be a non-fiction documentary). Basically, Joe Biden's dementia worsens to the point where he falls into critical condition, and the DNC needs to replace him. A lot of names are thrown around like Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Sherrod Brown... but one thing they don't anticipate is that Nic Cage has slowly been stockpiling national artifacts at an undisclosed location in order to trade them for the nomination. Because of the…

  • Avatar 5

    Avatar 5

    Still can't believe they released this in 8K 5D VR with Smell-o-vision and Rumble seats