Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Sending a movie straight to streaming is the 2021 kiss of death.

Character with buzzsaw introduced. Character makes it clear nobody should touch it but him. He even kept it safe buried in the desert, must mean a lot. Character then DOES NOT USE the buzzsaw to kill any zombies.

Why not leave once you get the Queen’s head, you were right by the exit? You still left without everyone later??

Nobody has any sense of urgency. They’re nuking Vegas in 4 days? Take a day to think about it you’re in or out Bautista. Now they’re moving up the nuke to an hour from now? Should probably talk some more before leaving. Girl crashes through window and is getting cornered? Eh let’s not bother with it.

Did the daughter’s friend just die in that crash anyway? Lotta fuss to save her but not check her vitals in the chopper. 

At least they cut Chris D’Elia. 2/5.

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