John LaTour

John LaTour

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  • Bimbo Movie Bash

    Bimbo Movie Bash

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    Back in high school, my friend and I wanted to write a song. Now, we didn’t have many instruments handy besides maybe a cruddy little Casio keyboard, but we wanted this song to rock so that wasn’t much good.

    What we ended up doing was taping little instrumental parts from other albums onto a cassette in the order that we wanted them, and using that for our music. We used quite liberal samples from Metallica’s …And Justice For All and…

  • My Sucky Teen Romance

    My Sucky Teen Romance

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    When real (i.e. non-sparkly) vampires attack a sci-fi convention, a group of teens must figure out how to save one of their own.

    May not be the most original story, but the film has plenty of charm, which ushers it through its relatively short run time. My favorite little touch was the way the undead kid's speech became impeded by their new fangs. A subtle move akin to wearing retainers, which works for the age bracket involved.

    While I enjoyed…