You think this movie’ll be real bad?
“Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?”
Well you’ve got your answer
Saw the rating on here and for some reason I still rented it (what can I say I’m a sucker for Frank Grillo).
Went into it wanting it to be good (I was even a fan of the poster while I saw it getting a lot of heat online).
Almost immediately (maybe a minute in) I knew I was gonna be disappointed. I stuck with it hoping it would get better but sadly it never does.
Found myself asking repeatedly…
The month of November has been dubbed TARAthon as I dig through the trenches and watch some of Tara Reid’s low budget ventures.
I’m giving “Worthless” TWO STARS strictly because this one of the only recent films Tara has starred in that she has a significant amount of screen time (by that I mean more than the 5 minutes she had in films like “Art of the Dead” and “Party Bus to Hell”).
Littered with cliches, poor cinematography and questionable…