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  • Cipher
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
  • The Girlfriend Experience

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  • Emergency

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

  • Teknolust

    ★★½

  • Pretend That You Love Me

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    "It just kind of feels different this time for some reason" - MJ,

    - MCU Ranked: boxd.it/1o5lG
    - 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys
    - Spider-Man Ranked: boxd.it/2RX8S

    BIG SURPRISE.... the guy who thought Eternals was pretty decent also loved Spider-Man: No Way Home.

    Late to the party but wowee! I just can't put myself in a headspace where I wouldn't enjoy this it is beyond fun. Sure, the logic police can tear this apart but for me this is one of the…

  • Drive My Car

    Drive My Car

    ★★★★★

    "That's so long!" - Yusuke Kafuku,

    -2021: boxd.it/aL2Ys

    Cinema is alive y'all... cinema is fucking alive!

    I didn't want to go out to a theater to see this movie because it was raining and the film is three hours long and that's sooooo long but thank sweet Jesus I went because it's actually great and seeing something like this in theater just feels special. Drive My Car does not quite NEED to be three hours but we should be honored…

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  • Emergency

    Emergency

    ★★★

    "I apologize for getting into your circle" - Sean,
    AND
    "That's not funny" -Sean

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo
    - Sundance 2022: boxd.it/f5MjG

    Comedy then drama.

    A film that shows a great deal of potential for director Carey Williams and writer K.D. Davila. It's all the trappings of a dark comedy where a well intentioned night turns horrible but with a unique spin that mostly worked for me. It's a different sort of story that needs to be told and I appreciate it for that. Probably 10 minutes long but whatever.

    It's alright, but can't wait to see future projects from the creative team.

  • Teknolust

    Teknolust

    ★★½

    "Oh yeah... it was like this experience" - Sick Patient,

    That Tilda Swinton is so goofy.

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  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★★½

    Let me be clear about this. In no context will I ever videotape someone's tubby time for them.

  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★½

    "There was too much money to be made off of her suffering" -Wesley Morris,

    - 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys

    This is legitimately scary.

    We destroyed a woman for no real reason. I have to admit that I naively bought into the "Britney is just crazy and horrible" media circus. I also have been guilty of saying that if someone is a celebrity they deserve what they get when it comes to media scrutiny. I was definitely wrong.

    This is a well…