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  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    Dragon Ball Super: Broly


    Why did it take so long for there to be a good dragon ball movie?

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space


    I loved every secomd of this, but I'll definitely have to revisit it once I'm not drunk and high off my ass lmao.

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  • Mister America

    Mister America


    I think I'll give this four bags of popcorn, because the Tim and Gregg characters are just too similar to the ones on Decker. However, I will give it the fifth bag of popcorn as a tip of the hat to the Decker crew and everyone involved with that, since this is kind of an unofficial sequel to Decker.


    And maybe uhhh a little American flag that you can wave around, since the movie is called Mister America.


  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold


    This is unironically a masterpiece. It's such a wild ride, truly a unique experience that could only exist due to strangely specific circumstances. and goddamn, are we lucky that all of those circumstances have been met.