Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Thoroughbreds
  • The Babysitter
  • Palm Springs

Recent activity

  • On the 12th Date of Christmas


  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon


  • The Santa Clause


  • Twilight


Recent reviews

  • On the 12th Date of Christmas

    On the 12th Date of Christmas


    Definitely not the worst Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen and the two leads had pretty good chemistry, but it was so boring overall and I still don’t know what either one of their jobs were. It was fun to make fun of, though!

  • Scared Shrekless

    Scared Shrekless


    When the pigs ran screaming "wee wee wee," and then the wolf said, "they're going to do that all the way home," I laughed so hard. This was so ridiculous but also so fun; I loved the classic horor movie refrences.

Popular reviews

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes

    I'm so tired of rape and sexual assault against women being shown on screen like it's nothing as if it doesn't happen every single minute to real women. It's bullshit and there's no need for it in horror movies. If you have to result to that to shock your viewers, you're not talented and should not be making movies. Besides those scenes, this wasn't even good or scary. The only thing I liked was the family and their dynamic. Fuck you.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    I would have liked this a lot more if it was less focused on her relationships with men. Especially since most of them, except her father, were negative and laced with sexual assault in some way. That car scene was just too much; what was the point of making her friends with Olivia, who was a genuinely nice person, just for that scene to happen. The buildup was horrible. She had no positive relationships that lasted with any women. I hate when it's obvious a male directed a film with a female lead.