Andrew Jupin

Andrew Jupin

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1/4 of we hate movies | senior film programmer at jacob burns film center

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Back to the Future
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Duck Soup

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    ★★★½

  • Space Truckers

    ★★★

  • Mortal Kombat

    ★★

  • Introduction

    ★★½

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  • Space Truckers

    Space Truckers

    ★★★

    I liked this way more than I thought I ever would. Had no idea at the time that it was a Stuart Gordon movie. I really appreciated all the model work -- gave it a real Dark Star, Silent Running vibe. Hopper is great.

    Charles Dance has a mechanical penis in this movie.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★

    Every time someone says "Mortal Kombat" out loud in this movie, it's simultaneously a gigantic clunker and the funniest thing in the world.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.