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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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    maybe stop spending your clams on feet pics... and hire a goddamn editor, bitch!

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

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    don't watch this on a sunday because you will go to back to work the next day, on a spectacularly mundane monday morning, and you won't be able to stop thinking about the pointlessness of it all.... there all day, giving up your time....... and for what...... ha... love starting my work week with a full blown existential crisis god bless five stars

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

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    samara weaving alone could probably save the universe nobody else needed to show up

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

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    this is fucking unhinged........ why did those little alien guys have asscracks that ran up the entire length of their backs... please i watched this 2 months ago and i'm still traumatised

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  • Megamind

    Megamind

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    megamind > the godfather

    delete your account if you don't agree

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

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    What the fuck was Andrew Lincoln's back up plan going to be if Chiwetel Ejiofor had answered the door instead of Keira Knightley...