Wolf

Wolf ★½

How do you compete with Coppola's visually dazzling Dracula?

You make a lazy-ass werewolf movie and charge the studio 70 million dollars.

Middle aged man becomes smarter, stronger, and so sexy he fucks Michelle Pfeiffer. He also kills a bunch of non-white muggers and the young buck trying to take his job.

AND IT'S TWO HOURS LONG.

They hired Rick Baker to put tuffs of hair on a sleepwalking Jack Nicholson. The last shot looks like it was taken from The Fantastic Mr. Fox

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