War Dogs ★★★½

Gonzo's 2016 Movie Rankings

Wolf of Wall Street-lite.

I think my main issue with this based-on-a-true-story film is that for one that's filled with incredible, did-that-really-happen moments, what I found the most unbelievable is how in the world did a schlub like Miles Teller end up with a woman like Ana de Armas? Out of all the crazy shit in this, that's the shit that ain't real.

War Dogs is proof that (1) the system is broken and (2) you can achieve anything (as long as you don't forget to pay the box man).