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  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    you probably think this world is a dream come true. but you're wrong.

    you aren’t allowed to make it through the month of october without watching this movie. i’ll admit, i was scared of this movie when i was little (specifically the part where the dad turns into a gourd), but i was freakishly interested in scary things. i’m glad i still watch this as i’ve gotten older, because there is a lot more lore i notice each time i watch it. henry selick’s the king of stop-motion animation.

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★

    i’m not a screamer. i’m a singer.

    i was scared this would be dumb, but it’s brian de palma! meaning it was absolutely wonderful. the music was great, and the whole story was interesting due to de palma’s style. this movie is addicting, though there is not as much horror as i would’ve wanted.

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  • Swallow

    Swallow

    ★★★★

    i love the trend of ‘boyfriends ain’t shit’ in recent horror movies

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    nice insult, hannah montana.

    this was the definition of fun. this had a pretty shitty script, weird editing, but surprisingly good cinematography. i was so entertained the entire time. megan fox and adam brody are very hot. this is a good halloween movie, and a good movie in general. i think this will be a new comfort movie for me.