Skeleton man jumps through portals on ponies and F@!&*s shit up.
He doesn’t need to identify himself. HE IS SKELETON MAN. He shoots arrows and crashes helicopters! Skeleton man will pull a skull out of your chest! MFN’ SKELETON MAN.
*random stock video footage of eagle*
Skeleton man can outrun rocket launchers. Skeleton man is impervious to bullets. Skeleton man will slowly pick off people in your special forces crew in ridiculously fun and gory ways.
Does the plot…