Kaijuman

Kaijuman

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Low budget doesn’t mean low effort

Favorite films

  • Dinosaur Island
  • Conan, the Boy in Future
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • Bugged

    ★★★★

  • Return To Splatter Farm

    ★★★

  • The Death of David Cronenberg

  • Final Destination

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    ★★★★

    Noodle arms, mouth fangs, cat girls, and a 100% adorable budding romance fueled by shy affection and perverse tendencies.

    Easy 4 stars

  • Found

    Found

    ★★★★★

    “My brother keeps a human head in his closet.”

    If every coming-of-age/family drama film was like Found I’d be a much bigger fan of the genre.

    True horror is discovering those closest to you are bad people. From simply being dismissive to others feelings to being an abusive piece of shit, finding out that people you love and trust aren’t who they appear is fucking terrifying. Now imagine that but you’re a child who depends on these people. A child…

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  • Bugged

    Bugged

    ★★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    POC Horror (1/3)

    “No Humans Were Harmed During the Filming of this Movie”

    How does this not have a cult following? Where did we go wrong as a society where a looney tunes styled comedy about mutated genius crickets fighting a fun cast of goofy exterminators is virtually unknown outside of Troma diehards?

    I mean it’s giant cricket puppets with googly eyes devouring a cast of charming dorks. One of the crickets…

  • Return To Splatter Farm

    Return To Splatter Farm

    ★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    8 decades - 2020’s

    I’ll admit, this caught me by surprise. A belated sequel to the Polonia Brothers transgressive original? Why not? I hope that means another Feeders film is on the way.

    (Watching this made me realize I really need to revisit the first one. I have fond memories of it but… I also hated every second of it a gave it 1 star? What the hell’s wrong with me? I…

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★★★

    What I wouldn’t give to have been there for this movie pitch.

    “Hey kids love Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes right? Well, I’ve got a crazy idea...”