Kaijuman’s review published on Letterboxd:
“I'll not be juggled with.”
“I'm not a small sack of beans!”
Even Mike and the bots couldn’t breathe life into this stale, boring, never-ending torture.
P.S. the MST3k cut is 90 minutes. The original German tv broadcast of this is 152. I hope whoever suffered through those 152 minutes is in a better place now.