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  • The Exorcist III

    ★★★

  • Phenomena

    ★★★

  • Tenebre

    ★★★★★

  • Ginger Snaps

    ★★★★½

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  • The Exorcist III

    The Exorcist III

    ★★★

    Love the hard boiled dialogue, grotesque descriptions of murder and bathtub carp lamentation over breakfast, can do without the remaining hour. Some incredible scenes here however, the dream sequence, the infamous jump scare, the crawling on the ceiling. A deeply flawed classic.

  • Phenomena

    Phenomena

    ★★★

    I don’t want to admit it but I felt like this was a tad weaker than I remembered. That being said, there are about 25 minutes of absolute gold in here, and perhaps the greatest movie climax of 1985. That and the incredible concept. I needed more insect communication though. Those lady bugs talking to each other about what’s going on is incredible. More insect vision. More insect dialogue. More Goblin, less Maiden.

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  • The Changeling

    The Changeling

    ★★★★★

    George C. Scott makes me feel safe

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ½

    What motivates these aliens? Why’d they pick such a noisy planet? Are they related to the aliens from Signs who are allergic to water? What kind of world are these aliens trying to build? Clearly they’re not hunting humans for food so what is their angle? What do their babies look like? What is their culture? I hate this movie. I hate this series. With its budget and subject matter it has no excuse to be this criminally boring. Fuck you john krasinski. Redeem yourself by making an Antz type movie about the aliens and their eccentric personalities, you shite filmmaker!