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  • Aliens
  • The Crow
  • Strange Days
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  • Cursed

    ★★½

  • VHS 94

    ★★★½

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★½

  • Squid Game

    ★★★★½

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    When anyone asks me “what’s your favourite film” there’s no stopping to think about it, no hesitation. The answer is easy. 

    It’s Aliens.

    I watched this movie for the first time when I was 8 years old (cheers mum!) and will never forget the experience. By the end of the film, I had so much adrenaline pumping through my tiny body that I was red hot and sweating like crazy. I had to go stand outside in my PJ’s in…

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  • Cursed

    Cursed

    ★★½

    Laughably bad CGI combined with laughably bad 00’s music are almost enough to completely condemn this quirky werewolf movie to the pits of hell. But thankfully it keeps its head above water with so much camp and over the top goofiness that it’s almost so-bad-it’s-good. Almost. 

    Up until tonight I only really knew this film for the Gif of a werewolf flipping the bird, and now I know the context of that image I find it even more hilarious. Plus,…

  • VHS 94

    VHS 94

    ★★★½

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  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★½

    The fact that Squid Game (an intelligent, multi-layered, foreign language piece of social commentary) is Netflix's biggest ever launch and has taken the world by storm, gives me some sliver of hope for modern society. It reminds me of when I was a kid and the biggest TV phenomena was Twin Peaks, which as I got older I realised was an extremely leftfield piece of arthouse cinema presented as a TV show.

    I can imagine those angry incels who lost…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

    I consider myself a big horror fan in general, but I've got to admit that when it comes to the 'big three' franchises, Halloween is the least important to me. I've always struggled to get on the wavelength of the Halloween fanbase, and I don't think I will ever understand exactly what it is they want from this franchise. Looking at the reactions to Halloween Kills, I'm more confused than ever on that front.

    I mean, this is a big…