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  • The Beyond
  • House
  • Paris Is Burning
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Five Fingers of Death

    ★★★★½

  • Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★

  • Ebola Syndrome

    ★★★½

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  • Five Fingers of Death

    Five Fingers of Death

    ★★★★½

    Absolutely loved this. Great fight scenes, energetic cinematography, fantastic villains, and just oozing the right amount of pulp & melodrama. Good bit of squibs as well! One of the greats.

  • Smiling Friends

    Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

    Very fun & funny. Love that it feels like the first show ever produced by Newgrounds, in a good way. Perfect for 15 minutes and packed with a ton of dumb & hilarious jokes. Def hope it swings back around for another season.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    Okay A24--we're done. No more of these half-realized genre pics, technical exercise, calling cards. May Under The Skin remain the only great film you've released(okay and Spring Breakers).

    So what's wrong with Hereditary? It's cynical but not so obviously at first. The first half begins with quite an unexpected plot point and builds upon it with an eerie, grief felt, and almost at the edge of tears/laughter kind of atmosphere. It is refreshing that the film doesn't cheaply go for…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★

    A24’s The 10th Kingdom

    Lacks any sense of emotional element with any of its human or non-human characters. Just an ornate, auto-masterbatorial collage of “one-perfect shots”, polished and scrubbed of any texture or grit. It’s modern assumptions on the reality of the glories of medieval legends is obvious. Really slacking in the pacing department and then when we finally get to the typical fantasy/anthology film set-pieces, they lack any real sense of wonder. Never weird or sexy or provocative or thrilling. Bog standard choir score and all the forced & whispery performances one could take. 

    Just watch Conquest. You’ve been meaning to anyway.