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  • All About Eve
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Blade Runner

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  • The Mothman Prophecies

    The Mothman Prophecies

    I've adored this movie since I was a kid, back when I got super into cryptozoology after watching shows like Animal X. I feel the Mothman cryptid itself is highly underutilized in pop culture as the quasi-benevolent harbinger of destruction this film makes him out to be. I just find this interpretation so interesting, far moreso than even the book it's based on, which delved more into conspiracy theories and extraterrestrial crackpottery.

    Speaking of the book, this deviates from the…

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    Sephiroth saves a money-laundering voyeur's life in an Arctic town from before the world had color. Next.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Let's just clarify that this isn't even really a movie and the reason for its existence is no more glamorous than Batman & Robin. It's designed to sell toys to kids and promote the brand. It's not a film. It's a product. A marketing tool. We clear on that? Cool.

    After the supposedly disastrous prequels, all this had to be was decent. That's all it had to be, that's all it attempted to be and that's all it is. There's no…

  • The Incredible Melting Man

    The Incredible Melting Man

    Melting Man, Melting Man
    Does whatever a melting can
    Dripping flesh, all the time
    A cosmonaut with a melting mind
    Look out! Here comes the Melting Man

    On rollerblades, too.