Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Clue

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  • Mommie Dearest

    ★★★★

  • Old

    ★★★★

  • Werewolves Within

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★

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  • Mommie Dearest

    Mommie Dearest

    ★★★★

    “I’m putting it in my will that I want a closed casket funeral. They’re not putting my mustache on wrong.” 

    Watched with John Waters commentary which was truly delightful.

  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★

    As someone who is obsessed with the film Phantom Thread I cannot stress how jarring it was to see Alma in blue jeans. 

    This was a fucking blast. Do not ask me about my star rating, I have no answers, only vibes.

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  • Pooka!

    Pooka!

    ★★★★

    This film jogged a memory. 
    The first time I ever heard my dad say the word fuck was when I had a Furby which had crossed that line into unpredictable insanity that all Furbies do eventually. It wouldn’t shut up unless it was left completely undisturbed. Our plan was to carefully lift it onto a high bookshelf and let that be its final resting place. However my father picked it up by the teal scruff on the top of its…

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Bye Bye Man, sweetie, I am SO sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even try it