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  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    Dad, I’ve missed you for a very long time.

    I say it all the time, don’t I? Here it is again: I cried. I’m a crier. But this movie broke me. Went for a walk afterward to collect myself. I’d stop crying, and then start again. Probably walked a half mile in the Utah cold before getting a Lyft. The premise of this movie seems strange—Shia LaBeouf playing a fictionalization of his own father, Lucas Hedges and Noah Jupe playing…

  • Chappaquiddick



    "𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘢."

    I've been looking at the reviews on here for this movie and nobody seems to be as blown away as I was and am. I had to do some shopping today and decided to catch the matinee for this since it's been on my watchlist. I'm bad at long reviews so I'm just gonna make a few points:

    1: For a while I…