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  • The Deep House

  • Warning

    ★★

  • Stronghold

    ★★½

  • Night Teeth

    ★★

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  • The Deep House

    The Deep House

    This could’ve been a fun haunted house flick. But the cringey YouTuber shtick, and the awful expository dialogue completely ruined it for me. The lines were so bad, it sounded like director’s commentary. Doesn’t help that the two characters are dumber than gold fish and have zero charisma. And they yap nonstop. FUCK!

    And then there is the horrendous editing. Camera switches back and forth between what is presumably “found footage” (like-comment-subscribe kind of influencer bollocks). First person point of…

  • Warning

    Warning

    ★★

    Discount Black Mirror plots, jumbled together into a messy and boring film. Waste of a talented cast.

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  • Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    ★★★½

    Do your thing, Internet. Let’s cancel Bob Ross Inc. and Martin F. Weber Co.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    Flawless. 

    After all the hype and cheeky viral marketing and delays, and the disappointment that was Arrival, I fully expected this to be mediocre at best. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Incredible cinematography with zero handheld shaky cam quick cut editing bollocks, which seems to be in every lazy director’s armoury these days. Great sound editing and score. Immersive universe, with fluid coherent story telling throughout. 2.5 hrs flew by like nothing. Brilliant cast too. I’m not Timothee Whatshisface’s…