National Treasure ★★★★½

"I've never been so happy to be proven wrong."

We stan an unproblematic mid-2000s Disney adventure epic, starring an absolute legend performing lucrative heists and solving puzzles. All with a series of escalating schlocky reveals about the Founding Fathers and treasure wrapped up in a tightly edited and franticly paced bow. Mwah. Delicious.

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