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  • My Psychedelic Love Story

    My Psychedelic Love Story

    Never a good sign when your mom marries your step-grandpa

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

    My sympathy goes out to all the college students, now and in the near future, trying to write their theses about the occult sociology of meme magic

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  • The Firm

    The Firm

    Easily the strangest use of superior gymnastic ability as a character trait that I’ve ever seen in a legal thriller about over-billing

  • Diamantino


    Like the weirdest dream you've ever had, except "you" are the global socio-political situation circa 2018.

    Incredible use of juxtaposition here: put what's basically an 18th-century opera plot over a story of soccer superstars, far-right politics, and spy games; shoot on 16mm film in a 2.39:1 aspect ratio; and underline a delightfully, almost psychotically absurd story with what's clearly a sophisticated understanding of gender theory, depth psychology, etc.

    In conclusion, I give this 500 fluffy puppies