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  • Supernova



    Keaton Henson's work here is sublime, petition to have all my favorite indie artists score a film

  • The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    The Map of Tiny Perfect Things


    The thing about these movies is that they always vastly overestimate how deep boys actually are

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  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya


    There's a scene where Tonya's voiceover says "I was 15" and then we see full grown Margot Robbie and it's probably the funniest moment in 2017 cinema.

  • Cuties



    If you're at all curious to feel what it's like to give yourself a colonoscopy, I urge you to take a quick scroll through the fucking brain dead 1/2 star reviews on this site and the right wing mosh pit on Twitter and see for yourself who is making these comments. Why is it always the loser white dudes who never once have made an effort to be an ally to POC or learn about other cultures who are the…