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  • Sudden Impact

    Sudden Impact

    ★★½

    Clint really just muttering catchphrases and killing people.

  • The Dead Pool

    The Dead Pool

    ★★★½

    Dirty Harold Callaghan is an unstoppable force.

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  • Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins

    Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins

    ½

    An absolute disgrace to the 2002 Scooby Doo film.

  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This right here is the motherfucking Magnum opus. Words cannot even begin to describe the love I have for this film. It has the same artistic significance, if not more, if Claude Monet, Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dalí were to simultaneously ejaculate all over a blank canvas.

    All 3 acts of this film are sublime, The casting is brilliant, The soundtrack is superb to say the least, and don't even get me started on the comedy. This feature truly delivers…