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  • Hitman: Agent 47

    Hitman: Agent 47

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m disappointed that so many people dislike this movie and praise the 2007 version when this movie actually gets the character of Agent 47 much more true to form and in various ways is able to bring a lot of elements of the gameplay for the Hitman video games to live action.

    The highlights of the film really come from 47’s cool and calm nature when gunning down opponents and brilliantly utilizing the environment around him rather than just using…

  • Hitman

    Hitman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A mess of a film. Editing is bizarre and ridiculous, dialogue sounds written by a fourth grader and the plot is so boring and unfollowable. I feel as though that the makers of the film didn’t understand the character of Agent 47 or the entirety of the complex plot behind the Hitman video games.

    This movie is just so cheesy blockbuster 2000s action film that it loses sight of what Hitman actually is and becomes this really dry rollercoaster of…

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  • Undiscovered Disney Parks

    Undiscovered Disney Parks

    ★★

    This is just a really long ass commercial made to draw people in to Disney. I was hoping to see some behind the scenes and inner workings but instead it’s just a whole extravaganza about what you can do there and how to buy into it.

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This whole movie is fucking bizarre. Ari Aster really likes to make movies about naked satanic cultists but the film at least supplies incredible cinematography and some interesting symbolic connections with the deaths.

    The story honestly seems too confusing and muddled and some people praise this as being through the eyes of the sacrificial lambs. It’s certainly creepy but there’s a lack of story and more discovery of something sinister happening, but I think this movie really hinges on us…