Favorite films

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines
  • Minamata
  • The Father
  • Dragged Across Concrete

Recent activity

  • The Dukes of Hazzard


  • Ghost Town


  • Space Jam: A New Legacy


  • Space Jam


Recent reviews

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy


    What kind of sane person from the 90s would just throw their Game Boy into a bin.

  • F9



    Letty landing flawlessly on Dom's windscreen without shattering it or showing any form of damage after falling 10 meters really shows character progression from Fast & Furious 6 where she had rudely cracked another cars windscreen from a not-so-graceful fall.

Popular reviews

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead


    + ½ star for Tig Notaro playing a better version of Tom Cruise from Top Gun throughout the film

    This film had incredible potential yet was overly consumed by its flaws. Sitting down watching the first 10 minutes of this had me thinking I was in for a very slow 2½ hours as the title card and its ridiculous fonts + the lackluster zombie/ incompetent military introduction occurred. Whilst the next hour afterwards was gripping with Snyder-esque creativity including alphas,…

  • Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters


    How does the cow produce milk when it's in a bunker without a partner? This is the most flawed cow logic since Barnyard decided dudes could have utters