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  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7

    Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.

    The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
    The best adaptation of Faust.
    The best horror musical.
    The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II


    That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.

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  • It Ain't Hay

    It Ain't Hay


    How should I know... I'm a Damon Runyon character!

    This feels like a step backwards after Who Done It?, the random song and dance numbers are back, but fortunately they're still great.

  • Gunman Called Nebraska

    Gunman Called Nebraska


    5 Directors x 5 Unseen Films - Round VIII: Film #2

    Part of the cinematic tradition of letting Mario Bava clean up the mess after the original director got fired. There are a couple of hard-hitting action scenes and Piero Lulli is always a great heel.

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  • Rocketman



    I liked the part where Elton John turns into a rocket and explodes. Most biopics would have skipped that historical event.

  • Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

    Wrong Turn 2: Dead End


    Shit ghost!

    Henry Rollins IS Wrong Turn 2. For some reason there are also other characters, but they suck.