kristenfox’s review published on Letterboxd:
the things I do for sebastian stan.
I've never been more bored while watching a movie. the dialogue is just so pretentious, it tries to be quirky and relatable and in reality it's just fake and boring.
"I'm gonna wash off some of these potential kids" this is really a line from the movie, WHY?
anyway, half a star for seb's ass and the other half for his tongue.