Steve Blank

Steve Blank

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By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

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  • An Affair to Remember

    An Affair to Remember

    ★★★

    The first half is great. The second half is.... there. (A little disappointed the TCM Wine they paired with this was a chardonnay & not a pink champagne like was mentioned in the film multiple times; but the bottle they sent was very tasty.)

  • Chillin’ with Scrat

    Chillin’ with Scrat

    ½

    This is not a Scrat short or a movie of any kind. This is the name of a bonus disc of games/activities. You can watch someone on Youtube play em tho & that's what I'm logging: www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2LEtu_7R2o

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  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    ½

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…

  • Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

    Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

    ★★★

    There's an idiot pumpkin. He has 3 lines. He's the best part.