• The Orphanage

    The Orphanage

    ★★★★

    *Borat voice*
    “My son!”

  • Unfriended

    Unfriended

    ★★★½

    To everyone who shat on this and convinced me to shit on it without ever having seen it, cmon man. Fun time and aside from a (sorta) cheesy ending, this has aged better than it should have. I miss how awful 2013 was.

  • Tales from the Hood

    Tales from the Hood

    ★★★★½

    Genuinely? One of my favorite anthology films and EASILY the best horror anthology I’ve seen. Hilarious that I JUST saw Dead of Night last night and this (I think) pays homage to that (scary puppet!) or at least follows the same format.

    Amazed at how creative it goes about telling such heavy stories. At any given moment this is either funny, horrific, powerful, or incredibly unique. You truly can’t lose here.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★½

    "That's c̶i̶n̶e̶m̶a̶ Moviefilm" - Martin Scorsese

  • Dead of Night

    Dead of Night

    ★★★★

    This was my first drive-in experience and it was a blast! Was in a comfortable position for less than a minute total but still had a good time so what does that say? This is real creepy and real funny, the whole golf ball thing was brilliant. But wait AND I won a free blu-ray during the pre-show trivia. Hell yeah, movies!

  • Audition

    Audition

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My wifi went down 20 minutes before this was over so I was like "Oh okay, I'll use this time to make a quesadilla that I've been craving this whole time!" So I make the quesadilla, right? Wifi comes back on, I press play, and what I'm trying to say is I'm not gonna eat this quesadilla.

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★½

    Interrupted my horror marathon (that I am aggressively behind on) to check this out and...fuck yes. But also, as someone who identifies as bisexual and has had a handful of uncomfortable experiences during family get-togethers because of that, this is at least SORT OF a horror movie. Right?

    Depending on availability, I predict myself watching this at least 5 more times before the end of the year. Rachel Sennott rules.

    NewFest

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    It’s a damn shame that we never got a live-action ‘Ed, Edd & Eddy’ with 90s Matthew Lillard as Ed. A damn shame.


    (for those curious, i’d cast young joseph gordon-levitt as edd and deryck whibley from sum 41 as eddy)

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★½

    Can’t believe my FIRST thought when all the zombies entered the house was “Aw I miss being in crowded spaces with friends :-(“

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    Doesn’t get much darker than those last 5 minutes. I just wanna leave it there for now and go curl up in a ball. 

    /:

  • Song of the Sea

    Song of the Sea

    ★★★★

    Really good but pretty fucked up that this wasn’t a movie about their dog Cu

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★

    people just don’t say “fork it over, shortcake” anymore