Favorite films

  • Your Sister's Sister
  • The Nest
  • Nowhere Special
  • Far from the Madding Crowd

Recent activity

  • Dune

  • The Starling

  • Perfect Strangers

  • A Fish Called Wanda

Recent reviews

  • Nowhere Special

    Nowhere Special

    i spent the entire movie with my mask wet because i could not fucking stop crying. if i still rated things on here, this would be my first film to get five stars on a first viewing in years. my god, what a film.

  • The Nest

    The Nest

    seeing carrie coon dance and jude law constantly lie on the big screen was literally a religious experience

Popular reviews

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    who would win in a fight: the 'excuse me. i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i am new in town' guy from this or the 'eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs' woman from COMEBACK KID?

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i almost never review films and if i do i never write smth long, but god, i need to do it for this because i have Thoughts™ (spoilers ahead, unless you read The Thread™)

    i didn't like this and quite frankly, i don't understand how anybody can look at this and like it. it's a candy colored rape revenge film, smth meant to be #empowering and to make viewers #fightlikeagirl, but underneath it, it's rotten. there's venom directed at the…